For this week I figured I would do a top ten list this week. Actually came up with a lot of these after reading a few tweets by Josh Griffin a few weeks back. I'll put JG behind the ideas he had. the rest are 100% mine.
Top Ten Way's You Know Your A Youth Minister
10: You find ping pong balls and hacky sacks in your pockets and have no idea how they got there.
9: You have morethandodgeball.com in your favorites.
8: Your Twitter timeline looks like this; Doug Fields, Josh Griffin, Matt McGill, Josh Griffin, SimplyInsider, Josh Griffin, SYM Soul Care, Josh Gr....
7: You have nightmares about 7th Graders with dodgeballs.
6: You use words like SYMC, NYWC, YS, SYM, etc. and no one has a clue what your talking about.
5: You make at least one purchase a year that causes the cashier to say " What do you need all of THIS for?!?" (JG)
4: You attempt to justify the purchase of 25 Nerf Guns as a tax write off.
3: At least once you have to justify to the treasurer why that trip with that "one kid" for pizza was nessecary.
2: You've heard at least once "Aren't you too old to be hanging out with teenagers?"
1: You have no idea why when you tell someone what you do. They pat you on the back and say "I'm sorry".